stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

(Source: bepeu, via legalmexican)

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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(via zackisontumblr)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via neptunelocs)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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(via encourage)

oomshi:

im jacking off to your personality babe

(via asian)

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
flyingcuttlefish:

carnivaldog:

gifak-net:

video

PUPPY NO

LAUNCH

17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via sloshes)

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